What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

backtal

A fucked up wig

Yo, did you see her wig? That shit wasn’t a frontal, it was a backtal.

by Omwtfybds December 7, 2019

Backtop

The act of putting a laptop on your partners back and watching porn while you do her doggy style.

a: "Did you hear about kev?"
b: "no, what happened?"
a: "he backtopped michelle yesterday."
b: "hahaha, love it."

"I'm gonna backtop her"

"look at that dirty bitch, i heard she loves a backtop.

by TCgossip June 1, 2011

There's no bacon

The best answer ever to any question starting with "What's wrong with"

Person 1: What's wrong with this picture?
Person 2: There's no bacon

Hilarity ensues

by Andrew Brown September 27, 2005

Bacon Academy

Bacon Academy is a great place to learn how to lie and get high, it is also a good place for bullshitting with Dennis(security guard) if your interested in enrollment for bacon academy, just know that you will get jumped for snitching

Bacon Academy, where the grades are low and the students are high

by ThcTim October 16, 2021

Tiptoe Bacon

A large woman wearing highheels. Mostly seen in danceclubs, parties, or weddings.

Dude 1. "Man! check out all the cattle on the dancefloor!"

Dude 2. "Holy shit! Your right! Theres a lot of tiptoe bacon out there"

Jeff- "Hey Chris! Check out that tiptoe bacon trying to balance herself in those shoes! "She looks like a tightrope walker"

Chris-"Holy shit, look out! ! Shes heading to the dancefloor!"

by Robistro September 5, 2012

Bacon Legs

Bacon Legs is an American expression used to describe a promiscuous woman, who upon having had intercourse with many different men over the course of the week, develops figuratively greasy thighs that are then impossible to close manually for several days. The thighs are thrust open, as if coated in bacon grease.

Based on information gathered from industry insiders, Ariana Grande’s popular hit ‘Thank You, Next’ was originally slated to be called ‘Bacon Legs.’ Republic Records ultimately decided to change the name in order to avoid controversy, fearing ‘Bacon Legs’ might adversely affect album sales.

-Dude, Kim has been bringing a different guy home every night! And she’s walking around like Woody from toy story with slippery bow legs

—She broke up with Jacob and has been banging dudes all week. She’s gone full bacon legs bro, now’s the time to tell her how you feel

by Peru2019 April 16, 2019