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All Baconator

A member of an online forum, usually a higher power (moderator, administrator) who has a hatred for women and will cock block the shit out of you; Being a dick to females on an Internet forum for no reason. The word is used as a verb or an action of going all Baconator.
Girl - Hey, guys, check out my new picture
All Baconator - Bitch, please, you ugly.
by Ownageee January 26, 2010
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Baconaise

The act of "Pre-Gaming" the male member by masturbating with the aid of cold bacon grease. Once the male is close to climax, the second party being either a female or male Bacon Lover then "Finishes Off" the primary male orally, recieving the benefit of both bacon grease and ejaculate.
"Sally owed me after that Chick Flick marathon. So I fed her the Baconaise."
by TheReverundDo0D March 1, 2014
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baconass

A buttocks that is large or consists mostly of fat. Chances are the fat was obtained from eating a plethora of bacon or other high-fat pig products.
Guy 1: "Look Jonathan, that lady has a massive baconass. Gross"
Guy 2: "I know right, she needs to lay off the bacon man"
by JoeyKatoa November 19, 2010
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Baconfreak

A person that will eat bacon with just about anything.
For Baconfreaks see:
http://www.reddit.com/r/bacon/
http://baconshow.blogspot.com/
by Bobby Denver October 8, 2008
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Bacondread

White affluent middle class "trendy" type with perfectly pruned dreadlocks.
Usually seen in and around gentrified urban districts. Often they are very pretentious, are preoccupied with image and wealth (wearing of designer clothes is part of their unform along with the dreads) and have an over inflated opinion of themselves. Unlikely, they will follow rastafari but likely to listen to reggae as well as other urban sounds and smoke weed because it looks cool.
Hey look at di bacondread over there. Obviously a middle class white kid who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.
by DrSleazeball December 21, 2005
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bacontree

A tree made out of bacon, can be used to lubricate your neck while playing Quiditch.
"Oh no!" Said Geoff.
"It's the golden snitch and Craigen is going to get it!"
"HERP DERP" Said Craigen
"Better lubricate my neck with this bacontree..." Said Geoff.

HERPITY HERPITY DERP DERP DERP.
by LOLOCOPTER3000 June 4, 2011
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baconate

The act of using one's super-awesome bacon ray.
When baconating, one shoots another with a fiery hot beam of baconey goodness (bacon grease included.)

What the Baconator does.
"Prepare to be baconated!!!"
"I am going to baconate you."
"Bacon?"
by JewC May 28, 2008
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