Backpocket cheeseburger

Used to describe how retarded or autistic someone’s acting

My old friend Adam has backpocket cheeseburgers

by God Logan February 6, 2020

Backporch Lemonade

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts vinegar and water that has been aged a short time in one's ass. Drink is then strained over rocks into a highball glass with a twist of lemon! For added effect drink my be ordered "with amnesia". This is adding a doubleshot of Absinthe.

Man, I'm parched. I need a glass of backporch lemonade "with amnesia".

by Big "D" and Eddy Current July 14, 2011

backpocket boy

A lover that you put in your "backpocket" for a later fling.

I didn't quit David, I just made him my "backpocket boy"

by KittyGirl2 November 3, 2007

Backpocket

Inserting one's hand into their lover's back pocket and squeezing.

So she just decided to backpocket me right then and there.

by berserker blabbermouth January 19, 2017

backpoo

n. Soiling of the back with feces, typically used in the context of an infant who has overfilled a diaper while supine. May be considered a variant of code brown.

Mom: Sweetie, can you change the baby? He has backpoo.
Dad: Sure, hon. That's a whole outfit change he'll be wanting.

by D@d June 29, 2007

Backporch Pickin'

The act of scratching one's asshole.

I know we were in a meeting but I couldn't help but do some backporch pickin', I have poison ivy on my asshole!

by Turtlemotherbaby August 3, 2018

Backport fever

Medical state (latin: Pyrexia Portum Redire), a serious condition one suffers from when finally completing a long-running programming task just to realise that said task also needs to be manually copy/pasted to all of the previous versions of the app (aka backporting), causing nausea, aching hands and a slight loss of one's soul.

Greg's in the hospital, got a bad case of backport fever! Doctors says it could be another couple of release cycles before he recovers fully.

by MardiKroll May 19, 2020