Penis Backfire

When you strain to cum so hard you shit yourself

"OMG Miley, I must have done something right because just as he was finishing he had a penis backfire and made a huge mess.

by TMex1971 May 18, 2015

Midnight Backfire

When you or significant others fart wakes you up in the middle of the night.

My boyfriends midnight backfire vibrated the bed and turned the sheets into a stinky mass of air.

by Nana711 November 4, 2014

backfired

Verb; An attempt to fix something in which the fixing actually makes the situation worse for you. Common on the internet when an arguement "backfires" and makes you look stupid.

nub 1:My mom is not FAT! See! *insert link*

person 2: Dude! She totally is, your arguement totally backfired on you. Lol, dumbass.

by CommandoDude March 14, 2008

Cum Backfire

When in the instance of sexual intercourse, during the backward thrust the penis slips out of the vagina during the peak of ejaculation causing a misfire of semen that spurts onto the male's chest.

My wife laughed at me after my cum backfired on my chest yesterday while having intercourse.

by WakkaWakka101 June 18, 2010

Cumtucky Backfire

A sexual act involving nutting inside the vagina at the same time as she queefs, blowing the cum back all over the male’s genitals.

Danielle timed up a powerful queef and gave Joe a Cumtucky Backfire that required a lot of tissues to clean up.

by Goochie Gang November 17, 2019

nostalgia backfire

An event in which someone gets re-acquainted with a favorite song, movie, or other thing from their past, but eventually finds that it only reminds them of the time at which they got back into it.

My junior year of high school, I went up into the attic and found that Super Mario game I used to play when I was, like, 10 years old. But now when I play it all I can think of is how it was the one thing about my high school days that didn't suck. What a total freaking nostalgia backfire.

by OneMileFromGlory December 7, 2011

backfire

The moment where, when you're taking a shit, a large pocket of gas (referred to as a future-fart) that was resting mid-shit or between two shits escapes as you're passing your lovelog, resulting in a sudden violent fart than not only propels your previously freefalling turd at Mach 2 speeds, but also results in a pleasing shotgun blast of turdlings across the toilet bowl.

A backfire is so named for it's similarity to a car backfiring.

"Man, I was taking a dump and backfired, and now I get 'Nam flashbacks when I visit the shitter."

by TheTurdBurglar December 28, 2013