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Backburner Bastard

The kind of bastard that puts nice pretty girls on the back burner, and instead dates some biologically confused Mexican trash bag that sells herself for food stamps and thinks she's a vampire.
Person 1: Gosh darnet I really liked that guy but it turns out that he was just a backburner bastard.

Person 2: Don't worry he'll be burned back when he's sitting in the corner and watching that Mexican slut sell her self for food stamps.

Person 1: Yeah, I hope it burns when he's eating Mexican man cum out of her twat..... stupid fucking backburner bastard.
by Lacey666 November 30, 2011
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Flaming Boston Backburner

Before banging doggie style, eat Boston Baked Beans and take Exlax. Shit on your partner's back and quickly pour Barcadi 151 and light using a fart blowtorch.
After getting blitzed on 151, Gary realized he was balls deep in this dude's ass and what he was doing was ueber gay. To counter his faggot-ness he employed a Flaming Boston Backburner and ran like hell.
by RenderMaker November 28, 2007
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backburner

The AIM window that keeps blinking, yet you do not click on it. You are more focused doing other things, such as checking e-mail or listening to music.
I didn't want to talk to Nick, so I left him on my backburner.

Andrew was pissing me off, so I he was going to sit on my backburner until he calmed down.

Shit. I don't feel like talking to Jenna, I said I'd hang out with her. I can't sign off, she'll get the message. She's just going to sit on my backburner until she ignores me.
by Peter M January 2, 2009
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Boston Backburner

Minutes before sex, eat some Exlax, bran, and drink Mountain Dew. Shortley thereafter, when you are buttblasting some trim (or other dude, I guess, if you are a homo - no offense), you pull out quickly. You then blow monkey-style butt mud on your lady. After she shits herself (literally), you make up a vague excuse that you are a network rendering guy, and it just happened - your bad.
Gary, I gave that piece of trim a Boston Backburner last night. She shit, and I am not getting ass tonight. Oh well, I have a bunch of rendering work to do.
by JackAssPounder_69 December 3, 2007
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Backburner

Anal intercourse involving mentholated sports rub
My girl offered up backdoor action, but i was out of lube. All i had was some Icy Hot, so i gave her a backburner
by Sir Shatalot September 7, 2019
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Jill came over last night and I gave her a backburner. her pooper's probably sore today
by billiumk December 20, 2006
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Backburner bitch

Otherwise known as a side chick, backup girl, second choice sally, who you call for assistance when your main is busy.
"Alyssa will always be a backburner bitch, she doesn't have what it takes to be anyones number one girl"
by Crazycatlady562 November 29, 2023
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