babtard 

Drunk slang for Bastard!

Get back here you babtard! *falls down*

babtard by Doug Mayhem January 19, 2006

Baytard 

A glasses wearing individual who spends most of their spare time in a dark, warm cubbyhole. He/she enjoys being on their own, he/she is usually anti-social and typically enjoy anti-jokes and is an overall "anti" person.

Bethany: Have you heard about the new kid Greg?!
Kimmy: Yeah! I heard he's such a dork!
Bethany: Yeah , he's a total baytard !

Baytard by TimeKeeper11 December 10, 2012