Baboon Ass 

Condition in which one's asshole becomes inflamed or dilated or otherwise raw, often due to poor diet (i.e., too much red meat) or overstimulation of general area.

After years of eating spicy meats and high-starch foods, Reginald found that even a slight breeze could send shockwaves across his baboon ass.

Baboon Ass by Aloicious September 9, 2003

baboon ass 

Sonbodys face because they are ugly.

What are you gonna do for a face when that baboon wants his ass back?

baboon ass by Paul April 9, 2004

Baboon Ass 

A Baboon Ass a person somehow attached to a managers or bosses asshole by their nose.

An ASSistant to the manager/boss who has near syphilitic delusions of grandeur and power, who shoots streams of frothing orgasm at the chance to dish out work or pass on pointless messages, pick up rubbish or do mountains of overtime at the behest of their workplace overlord.

Marguerite shot hot wads of frothing orgasm as Gerry-anne explained to her his need for someone to stay behind and monitor the lateshift workers.

Bernardo is such a Baboon Ass, he follows the boss around like his nose is glued to her ass.

Baboon Ass by B_C_L March 27, 2009

Baboon ass 

a woman with an ass that protrudes (sticks Out) behind her and the cheeks rotates as she walks (baboon ass)

When she noticed that I was walking behind behind her she began to flirt with her {Baboon Ass} it really turned me on

Baboon ass by Fact One March 9, 2016

Baboon-ass pussy 

A vagina that has red and swollen labia, thus reassembling a baboon ass.

Wow, did you see that stripper’s “baboon-ass pussy”?

Baboon-ass pussy by Big J. Wells April 20, 2009

baboon ass red 

To describe a swollen body part that is red.

Did you see Steve's nose, it was baboon ass red! So swollen from Rick punching him in the nose!

baboon ass red by Bill&bob April 25, 2022

Baboon Cherry Ass 

During sex when you slap your gf or bf's ass so hard, it turns a bright red color.

Man, last night i gave my girl a baboon cherry ass.

Baboon Cherry Ass by Poker!Face October 13, 2016