Rusty Barfield

When a hooker gives a man a blowjob with less than half of her teeth and a mouthfull of cinnamon

dude that hooker last night gave me a Rusty Barfield

by Schek November 6, 2009

Barfield

Very strong; muscular man who is secretly admired by many women. Great personality and has a very large penis.

I am in love with Barfield.

Barfield has a huge penis.

by Ben Grogy February 4, 2010

Barfield

The person with the highest possible stress levels on the planet, they often succumb to extreme stress-bursts and are widely known for their massive douchification with everything they own/touch. The kind of person who thinks they're everything with the ladies/men, when everybody of the opposite sex actually secretly hates them due to extreme douchness. When told or proved wrong, either over entirely stupid situations, and especially in situations where they think they have a possible chance to score, these massive stress-bursts will occur. These often occur in walking massive or long distances, or just being quiet and sitting in a corner all day.

Example 1

Person 1: "Hey Person 2, can I have a dorito please?"
Person 2: "No, fuck off"
Person 1: "There not your's anyway, they're Person 3's. Hey Person 3, can I have a dorito?"
Person 3: "Yeah sure!"
Person 2: "Well fuck you all!"
*Person 2 walk's a massive distance home in a Barfield*

Example 2

Person A: "Hey Person B, that chick Clive fancies is in a tent with Jim"
Person B: "Hang on, what's Clive doing with that chair!?"
Person A: "Oh shit! He just beat them down with it! This shit looks bad!"
Person B: "He's gone proper Barfield on us!"

by uninunum August 1, 2011

Banfield

To achieve a result with complete inability to produce something of quality.

"Oh man, you completely Banfielded that one up."

or

"I really don't care. I'm going to Banfield the whole project."

by scabies_boy February 23, 2010

bamafied

an adjective for a person who is a bama or acts like a bama.

that monkey looks so bamafied man!!!!

by Annayirb October 1, 2006

bayfield

a small town in Colorado, filled with mostly good kids, but a few juul kids who hang at the public library. (home town that everyone complains about, but realy loves)

"A saw a town called bayfield on the way to pagosa springs" or " im from bayfield, and so are my kids, and their kids, and their kids..."

by CringyBruhMoment April 28, 2019

Baanie

A term used to name a girl you really want to kiss but you very deep in the friend zone.

I really like this baanie but she keeps calling me Bro

by Chocolate swallower December 10, 2019