business 

1. Can be replaced with any noun or even be added in a sentence after a noun. Usually a substitute for words during a conversation about an inappropriate topic in a public place.

Bro, how did you do on the math quiz business?

That chic was all over my business

business by Ray Kang April 27, 2004

business 

an adjective describing something excellent

Dude, that kickflip you just did was business.

business by JT Dollar Sign December 20, 2003

business 

A euphemism for a screwing over

You're fired. It's not personal, it's business!

business by No Fair August 21, 2004

Business 

noun: A class in highschool in which one sits in front of a computer all day, being taught to act like the lovable characters in Dilbert.

"Business class is such a waste of time"

Business by Stuck in Business November 16, 2004

Business 

Noun. Group name for any number of Raccoons above 3.

Me - “Hey look at that meeting of Raccoons, there was only two before”
Friend - “that’s more than a meeting[ [mate, that’s a Business of TrashPandas Now”

Me - “Huh?”
Friend - “any more than three makes a business, and they’re making big plans by the look of ‘em”

Business by TheHornyFarmer March 6, 2019

business 

What all people and animals do when they answer the call of nature, otherwise it’s a mentality that usually takes the ‘human‘ out of ‘human being’

I take my dog out for a walk every day every day so it can do its business, or ‘Sorry brother, before I kill ya, I just want ya to know that it’s only business, nothing personal!’.

business by Space Demon-69M March 13, 2019

Business 

What college students study when they want a college degree but don't want a college education.

Jill: "Hey Tom, what's your major?"

Tom: "Business!"

Jill: "Why the hell are you majoring in business?!"

Tom: "Because I want to graduate having no unique skills, no well-rounded education, and no working liver!"

Business by Non educatus sum February 11, 2010