asking for a friend

something you say when you ask someone something weird but don’t want it to seem like you’re actually asking it

person a: "if a human and a dog conceived, would the female get pregnant and give birth to a humandog? asking for a friend."
person b: wtf

by mouthrat December 28, 2021

asskite

Toilet paper that accidentally sticks to someone’s butt instead of flushing down the toilet. It hangs out of the back of an unknowing person’s pants, leaving a brown tattered kite blowing in the wind.

Look at that assclown flying a 6 foot long asskite

by wicked clown March 18, 2004

Asking for a friend

Used when someone knows the questioning is stupid or embarrassing and doesn't want to take the blame for asking such a question. Everyone knows they're really asking for themselves, but they pretend their conscience is clear.

What sex position do dolphins like best? Asking for a friend?

by ZenB22 November 2, 2018

askia

Askia is an omnipotent black male with many powers. He is enlightened and filled with great intelligence and wisdom beyond his years, yet he knows how to have a good time, let loose, and act foolish with his "hood rat" friends that will try to act thug for fun even though they know they white as hell. Askia Is also very horny and constantly searching for his beautiful white girl to sweep off their feet and show them a good time. Askia can go all night and is great in bed. Even though he's promiscuous he knows when to tone it down and be sentimental even though he may make a wise crack here or there to break up the emotional, real stuff. But you'll laugh anyway since he's so funny

I hooked up with Askia last night. Now I need a wheel chair because I can't walk.

by Nagg December 24, 2014

Asskissitis

Contagious disease that is caused by employees seeing others getting promoted by kissing the bosses ass and they follow suit. Symptoms include brown nose and lips with blindness to the bosses ineptitude.

Have you seen how brown Sheila's lips are lately, looks like she has a bad case of asskissitis.

by keifermail June 29, 2009

aysima

Aysima is the most Perfect girl you will ever meet. She looks mean on the outside but is sweet like a teddy bear on the inside. Any man who is lucky enough to have her in his life should be thankful. If you are her friend don’t let her go .She is kind , intelligent,sweet, strong.

I want to be like Aysima

by Luvvvuuuu February 28, 2018

Aysiah

Aysiah's are usually shy asf in the beginning but once they get to know you they'll loosen up and become a blast to be with. An Aysiah most commonly has green/brown eyes, curly locks, sex appeal, a nice size rack, and quite tall. Aysiah's are energetic and stubborn at times and love to be athletic. Pretty much tomboys 24/7 but can change into a gorgeous babe in a heart beat if they so choose to be. Aysiah's also have the most random topics and over think everything. Aysiah's as girlfriends are shy when it comes to affection they always want to just give straddle hugs and give unexpected kisses to their half but again are too shy to attempt these gestures. They're extremely caring, love to play fight, and enjoys simple company. An Aysiah definitely has her flaws but she tries none the less.

Random Person: "Heyyyyyyyyy Aysiah"
Aysiah: "Greetings"

by ©Bundle of Spice September 26, 2018