Aymos

One of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobbits.

Whoah who is that parading his 12 inch sub and stab wounds.
That's Aymos! Hobbits in a Tank Top!

by Wodderwick December 25, 2022

political agnostic

One who is a registered voter and politically informed, but is basically indifferent and non-committal toward the popular political parties (Democrat or Republican in the US). Probably believes that the political parties are so ideologically similar and so mired in their own bureaucracy that they have outlived their usefulness. Voting straight-ticket out of allegiance to a political party would be considered heresy.

"Are you a Democrat or a Republican?"

"Neither, I'm a political agnostic."

by jugrock44 February 17, 2010

agnostic theist

A person who believes in the existence of God but could not prove the existence of God or even be proved of the existence of God. May not even claim to know the properties of the God such as what it does or it's appearance or what this creator is composed of or originated from. Doesn't know about God but believes in a God just by choosing to but usually rejects known religion as proof of God.

Joe bloggs is an Agnostic theist

by urbanunknown July 5, 2014

Cloud Agnostician

Deploys your polyglot application in the hyper-cloud integrated together using services meshes, and immutable infrastructure

I think we could do with a Cloud Agnostician on our next project

by backdoor bains October 2, 2019

Anosmia

This means that you have no sense of smell. If you have anosmia, you can’t smell flowers, perfume or home cooking; this can lead to sufferers becoming intensely depressed. There could be some advantages, like when some diseased arsehole lets go a really poisonous fart you won’t smell it, even though everyone else has tears in their eyes from trying not to puke. Similarly stuck in a boring lecture next to someone whose BO is blistering the paintwork and everyone else thinks that there is a problem at the sewage works you won’t be bothered. By and large, though, anosmia is pretty shitty.

Malcolm must suffer from anosmia, how else does he live with himself.

by AKACroatalin March 7, 2019

Agnostic

A person who is sensible enough to admit that they have no fucking clue what is going on in the universe.

Contrary to both a Theist (someone who sits in Church thinking they have shit figured out) and an Atheist (someone who sits at Starbucks thinking they have shit figured out).

Theist: "God exists." *prays*
Atheist: "God does not exist." *sips grande cappuccino*
Agnostic: "We can't know." *continues living*

by Cadaei June 16, 2011

Agnostic Code

We cannot know with certainty if God or Christ exists. They COULD. Then again there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of everything. Can we be CERTAIN there isn't? NO, so it's pointless to talk about it.

Faith. Love. God. Who knows. This is the Agnostic Code.

by Dancing with Fire July 22, 2012