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Work avoidance technician

Some who works harder to avoid work than the task it self
Look at this work avoidance technician over here, he's working harder hiding from the foreman than doing the job.
by Uncow March 23, 2011
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aggressive avoidance

The act of not being in the same place as another person (i.e. avoiding, ghosting) in such a ridiculous manner to blatantly demonstrate that the absence is not circumstantial, but a deliberate choice.

Aggressive avoidance involves tactics that often appear to harm the doer more than the receiver. However, the avoider's self-inflicted pain or inconvenience is offset by the thrill he/she gets from blowing the other person off.
Janet: Does your roommate still live here? I haven't seen her in the hallway for the past few weeks and her car isn't here.
Tiffany: Oh, she still lives here. Look at her scaling side of the apartment building to get into her window. Her aggressive avoidance is because she lost a fight with me. Silly bitch.
by The Dumpstress October 11, 2018
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Honorable avoidance

Going invisible to avoid further conversation

also done when a conversation is going nowhere
"hey""hi" "wassup" nuin" "wbu" "nuin"gtg" "ight ttyl" "(turns invisible)"
hey shelly!
hey, why are you invisible?
*sigh*James is on
honorable avoidance huh?
by whosaidwhat January 13, 2011
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youtube avoidance

Trying not to use the word "youtube" in front of audience, to make sure you don't mistakenly say "youporn" instead.
"Did you tell them where you've got the video from?" "Kind of. I commited youtube avoidance and told them I got it from the internet"
by lifestyledictcc September 25, 2012
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Obsolete Avoidance

The act of putting off buying a current product knowing that a new model or updated version will be released in the near future.
Example 1:

Guy 1: "Hey, I've just bought myself an Iphone 4s!".

Guy 2: "I think i'm going to use Obsolete Avoidance and wait for the Iphone 5".
by SmudgeJack February 6, 2012
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UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver)

The act of visual surveillance and clue-finding to avoid the urinal that was just used, thereby avoiding the urine cloud of the previous pisser.
When a dude is washing his hands when I enter the restroom, I employ UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver) to scan the urinals for the flush trails of the most recently flushed urinal. That's the one to avoid. I see the flush trail, I use the other urinal. If I'm not paying attention, or have no choice because its busy, the nasty odor of some other guy's urine cloud just hangs and it's worse than walking into a spider web.
by MarkusEverest April 19, 2013
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Ready salted avoidance

The habit when you have a large multi-pack of assorted crisp flavours, but end up with 4-6 packs of ready salted at the bottom, because you've preferentially choosen the more tasty flavours
Damn, time to buy a new multi-pack, only ready-salted left!

friend, you must have Ready salted avoidance!
by PV Person June 30, 2021
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