facebook authorized

Company or farms where employee can open facebook and company's owner or boss allowed his emloyees to use facebook(sometimes) during working hours.

Hey dude i get job in facebook authorized company so i can keep in touch with my friend during my time also.

by chintancht July 14, 2011

authorize

to become the author of.

I authorized that book, Janie.

by Jack in Yo Box February 17, 2009

authoritive

A word that Willis put on his paper that isn't really real.

"Hey wow, I put 'authoritive' on my English paper and Mr. Gately thought it was real."

by Krys October 2, 2003

Authorized Standard Version

Authorized Standard Version: An update of the King James Version published in 1901.
This version earned the reputation of being the Rock of Biblical Honesty. Although the English used in the ASV is somewhat archaic, it isn't nearly as hard to understand as some passages of the King James Version of nearly 3 centuries earlier. This translation of the Holy Bible is in the public domain.

The passage about the root of all evil is better translated in the ASV or NIV than the KJV.

by Don Jewett March 5, 2004

Authoritize

When one authoritizes they are using brute force to set that man straight. If he’s acting up, authoritize him. Being gay? Get fucking authorized bitch. But if he’s actually gay then it’s ok because this is a fucking free country so DO NOT fkn judge. Butttttt...... at the same time don’t be afraid to set a gay imposter straight.

Friend 1: Bob won’t stop sucking my dick and I know he’s not gay what should I do?

Friend 2: Bro I think you might have to authoritize that man

by Ritchie Bitchie August 24, 2018

Authorities

A nickname for one's dick and balls.

Friend: dude I've been watching this hot girl on webcam. I think she's about to start stripping!
Me: Damn! Let me know when she does so I can report it to the "authorities".
Friend: are you talking about your junk again?
Me: Hellz yeah!

by Urbandictionaryarab April 1, 2017

authoritized

process by which government pretends to 'downsize' by creating non-governmental authorities out of government departments

I'm no longer a government employee because our department has been authoritized, so we now work for a non-governmental authority.

by daninsask September 26, 2008