austintism

It’s where your name is Austin and you have autism

Hey did you meet Austintism

by II-killiwon-II April 19, 2018

Austination

The act of dating a 14 year old girl, and playing Grand Theft Auto for too damn long at your friend's house. Especially when he is tired and you have school in the morning.

You're living in a constant state of Austination

by Bat Nipples February 23, 2005

abstinized

The act of deriving pleasure from sitting around and talking about not having sex but knowing that you will actually grow up to have over 18 billion offspring in your life.

"Hey im from the first baptist church! lets go burn some witches and then get abstenized with each other!"

by Billy Badass April 11, 2005

austintatious

marked by or fond of sometimes pretentious display that is unique only to Austin, TX.

Our austintatious day included a swim at Barton Springs Pool.

by andybabyagaintx June 30, 2010

austintonian

A person from San Antonio Texas, typically from the north side, who has never really spent any time in downtown San Antonio, but is constantly talking about how everything is better in Austin. They are usually high school students who claim that they are moveing to Austin as soon as they graduate high school with their girl/boyfriend in order to become a famous writer/musician/poet/...what ever they all end up working at fast food joints, book stores, and video stores anyways.

If that fucking asshole from the north side reads one more austintonian poem about how he hates it here I will rip his fucking lungs out!

by angryboy July 23, 2006

austine

An extremely gorgeous guy.
He is a skater that is very good looking although he may be a saddist and a ladies man.

Omg! Look at Austine, he's so FINEEEE today as well.

by CookieCHUNKIES101103 November 30, 2011

austinizing

speaking without really saying anything

"What in the world is he talking about?"
"I have no idea, he's just austinizing."

by Braxl December 19, 2018