Aural Cunt Punt

An audio-based form of orgasm induction of godly proportion, or possibly made by god himself. This rare occurrence is usually crafted by an elite squad of John Zorn wannabes, whom during a live performance create such a powerful masturbatory (see: wanker) avant-garde mayhem that it proceeds to aurally "cunt punt" any near-by fangirl into a sexually-charged screaming frenzy.

Last night I went with my best mate to be aural cunt punted by a band performing in nothing but patched Ramones underwear and Hello Kitty masks; it seemed like everyone there knew the bassist (and I mean EVERYONE), but nobody knew much of anything about the rest of the band; particularly the xylophonist, who appeared to not be there at all most of the time and was instead an absence of air lifting mallets.

by Gigi & Key January 19, 2009

aural sex

The act of giving or receiving mental sexual stimulation with or from an especially pleasant voice and/or accent.

He's not the greatest of boyfriends, but he has a lovely Scottish accent and she's keeping him around for the aural sex.

by Doctor_Kyrina April 8, 2010

aural sex

Sexual intercourse involving one or more penises being inserted into the earhole(s). Also known as an "ear-job".

"maybe I can get some aural tonight"
"I got some aural last week, I fucked her earhole so hard she couldn't hear for a week"

by k§Y June 15, 2003

Aural rape

When someones music rapes your ears. See Gypsy Music.

I was subjected to aural rape when some idiots started to listen to Christina Anguilera.

by Kojiami December 30, 2006

aural conditioning

n. a form of mind control and torture through the use of sound weaponry

The aliens hypnotize u by feeding subliminal aural conditioning thru ur TV

by Mercury The White November 21, 2005

aural douche

What you're receiving when you use a bulb-type ear syringe filled with warm water to flush excess cerumen (earwax) out of your ear(s).

My ears are terribly plugged up. Time to have an aural douche!

by Telephony November 6, 2018

Aural Sex

When you blow a load in a girl's ear. Extra credit: double aural is either getting some in both of her ears, or in one ear of two girls.

I thought she wanted to give me aural sex, but she must've meant oral sex cuz she was not very happy when I came all over her left ear.

by Jamin' September 25, 2005