jewish ancestry

A common name for sound files depicting the burning fires of a wood oven.

"Hey, Steve, why'd you send me a sound file called jewish ancestry?"
"Well, you said you wanted to learn about my family history."
"I did, but this just sounds like a burning oven!"
"Exactly."

by ThePromisedLAN November 9, 2017

Ancestry Outed

When family secrets get exposed due to the use of an at home DNA testing kit.

"Yea, turns out I have a half sister in New York that also lines up with one of my dad's business trips. Looks like he just got Ancestry Outed"

by Bluestang65 December 14, 2019

ancestry.com

The top dating site of Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, West Virginia, Georgia, Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Texas, Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, Arizona, New Mexico, Maine, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Florida, New Jersey, Ohio, Missouri, Utah, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Illinois, Iowa, Nevada, North Dakota, South Dakota, and Alaska

Oh yeah, I hit my cousin up on ancestry.com last night.

by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

autestry

I'm not sure sorry for wasting your time like to get 5 dollars I hacked the system to make it work

43yic2nrqdbegrvcwui autestry

by x3rtxy September 29, 2020

Ancestryisum

When u believe in your ancestors guiding you and protecting you in order to lead u smoothly through the afterlife

I believe in ancestryisum

by Dictionarydev April 3, 2022

your ancestry incestry

The final comeback against any insult, its so powerful its defies the "no u" comeback of any sort.

"Hey Garry your mom gay"
" Hey Larry ur family tree LGBT"
" Hey Garry your ancestry incestry"

*Garry proceeds to explode into a million pieces and gets sucked into the void dimension with no possibilty of coming back into the human realm after getting destroyed beyond human comprehension*

by malma March 29, 2018

Ur ancestry incestry

No living mortal can survive after this insult, so it is seldom use amongst the commonfolk

Johnson: "you're mom gay
Alex:"ur ancestry incestry"
*instantly banished to the deepest pits of hell, to never recover*

by You're family tree LGBT May 15, 2018