One who spends mass amounts of cash on ridiculous Audio components and accessories. They truly believe they can tell a difference, and come up with elaborate excuses to justify these purchases.
" 'I just bought a set of $5,000 isolated marble cable-elevators to keep my $12,000 oxygen-free silver audio cables from touching the floor and picking up vibrations.'
What do you mean I'm an audiophool?"
What do you mean I'm an audiophool?"
by NCWdigital June 24, 2007
Get the audiophool mug.The transportation of ones non physical self from their current location to another location through the power of music.
This follows the same concept of 'teleportation.' However, there are two different factors. One, you are are not physically being transported to another location- instead you are psychologically having sensations of being in a different environment. Two, the transportation of ones psychological self is not through a teleportation device but through the movement and power of music.
Note: This effect is not executed through the alteration of outside influences such as drugs or alcohol. Though they may have direct affiliation with an increase of the audioportation sensation, the use of these may have severe or consequential side effects.
This follows the same concept of 'teleportation.' However, there are two different factors. One, you are are not physically being transported to another location- instead you are psychologically having sensations of being in a different environment. Two, the transportation of ones psychological self is not through a teleportation device but through the movement and power of music.
Note: This effect is not executed through the alteration of outside influences such as drugs or alcohol. Though they may have direct affiliation with an increase of the audioportation sensation, the use of these may have severe or consequential side effects.
Dude, I'm really hating work right now.
- You should audioport yourself to Ibiza
Not a bad idea, whats a good song?
-Try that one from the DJ I told you about last week.
Sweet. Save myself a plane ticket- and my sanity! Thank god for audioportation.
- You should audioport yourself to Ibiza
Not a bad idea, whats a good song?
-Try that one from the DJ I told you about last week.
Sweet. Save myself a plane ticket- and my sanity! Thank god for audioportation.
by mz_u-no-who April 24, 2011
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Probably one of the greatest things ever in my opinion
It usually just has someone talking to a camera or recorded audio as the person talks and starts masturbating or making moaning noises it's very interesting for ladies I'd recommend "voiceofrockstar" on Tumblr (he's also on snapchat I'm pretty sure) sadly for males and such I have no good suggestions
It usually just has someone talking to a camera or recorded audio as the person talks and starts masturbating or making moaning noises it's very interesting for ladies I'd recommend "voiceofrockstar" on Tumblr (he's also on snapchat I'm pretty sure) sadly for males and such I have no good suggestions
Girl 1: "I listen to audio porn when I'm alone..."
Boy: "What the fuck"
Girl 2: "Oh my God me too!!"
Boy: "What the fuck"
Girl 2: "Oh my God me too!!"
by Mifa June 16, 2018
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Get the audio-turd mug.Audiophilia nervosa describes the anxiety resulting from the never-ending quest to obtain the ultimate performance from one's stereo system by means of employing state-of-the-art components, cables, and the use of certain "tweaks."
Although the goal is supposedly to achieve maximum appreciation of the music, those afflicted with this condition are merely obsesed with their electronics.
Although the goal is supposedly to achieve maximum appreciation of the music, those afflicted with this condition are merely obsesed with their electronics.
Todd had spent well over $100,000 in speakers,monoblock amplifiers, fiber optic cables, Shakti stones, pre-amolifiers, and other equipment and tweaks. And yet he still wasn't convinced that Diana Krall's voice sounded "silky" enough.
Todd was in deep denial concerning his audiophilia nervosa, and his wife was on the verge of calling a divorce lawyer.
Todd was in deep denial concerning his audiophilia nervosa, and his wife was on the verge of calling a divorce lawyer.
by whimzzical June 19, 2010
Get the audiophilia nervosa mug.Simply the best website for those who love electronic music. People can create quality songs, for free, in their browser by dragging wires, turning knobs and pressing buttons on many cool machines.
The best thing is: most people allow remixing of their songs and you can open their tracks with the timeline and all the devices set out. Its the best way possible to learn how to make electronic music! Simply brilliant!
It has the coolest and most helpful staff on the whole internet. They listen to almost everything that gets put out on there and if they dig your sounds, they'll leave a comment or fave it. And if they really like a track, be sure to see it featured on the home page!
The best thing is: most people allow remixing of their songs and you can open their tracks with the timeline and all the devices set out. Its the best way possible to learn how to make electronic music! Simply brilliant!
It has the coolest and most helpful staff on the whole internet. They listen to almost everything that gets put out on there and if they dig your sounds, they'll leave a comment or fave it. And if they really like a track, be sure to see it featured on the home page!
A: Hey man, did you hear all those new tracks on audiotool.com from Cripta, Cgman, Sandburgen, rnzr, EliaTrix, Jonjon, Olondro, sumad, Frigolito, andremoda, Anthony Bartone, Olaf, Tyburn, 808Chunk, enjoyyourshoes, Astrum, yafee?, arche3.0, dabrig, femme_robot... and so on?
B: Dude, are you kidding me? Of course I did! I also made this cool new wobbly sound with the Pulverisateur. You can look at how I made it when I publish my new track.
B: Dude, are you kidding me? Of course I did! I also made this cool new wobbly sound with the Pulverisateur. You can look at how I made it when I publish my new track.
by zpek July 3, 2012
Get the audiotool mug.You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!
by Roger Halunen September 6, 2008
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