Recession

Adjective. Used to describe anything stingy or lacking.

Look at this recession biscuit. It's only got three chocolate chips.

by Amper&sand February 7, 2009

recession

1) the term that people use for a depression when they are trying to avoid the fact that it actually is a depression
2) when the economy sucks relly bad and you can't find a job because old people are working

My mom had to trade in her Mercedes for a stupid Geo because of the recession.

by The Friendly Yellow Letters March 21, 2009

recessioned

the practice of businesses being forced to shut down due to the current economic climate (recession)

Steve: What happened to the mexican place that was down the road?

Fred: Looks like it go recessioned.

by VP4 February 8, 2010

Recession

What ever Turnip Brains says it is (with President Xi’s permission of course).

“We’re not in a recession. Just use your phonograph and look it up on the wikipedophile.” - Turnip Brains, July, 2022.

by bustapost July 29, 2022

the recession

Where you use the same condom for a week.

I'm so poor I can't afford new condoms I'm in the recession.

by hopkins and cruz December 30, 2009

recession

An excuse for people not to pay debts they owe.

ME: Yo! men its been 5months and you ain't paid the $50 bucks you owe me.

Buddy: Its the recession pal. I can't even earn me a dime.

by majornephew November 1, 2010

Recess

A playtime given to public schools and elementary schools. Mostly a time right after lunch. Could be indoor depending on the weather.

Today our RECESS is indoor

by SpellerCorrecter November 8, 2018