astonished

Amazed, being affected by an unexpected outcome.
It tends to have a positive meaning, though it can still be used negatively.
Can also be used as astonishing.

"Wow, your grades have me astonished!"
"I found the porn magazines under your bed dude, those boobs have me astonished"

by TriggerHappy226 June 13, 2018

astonishment

great surprise.

she looked at him in astonishment

by Prince Mark October 4, 2015

astronizzle

A black astronaut.

When I grow up, I want to be an astronizzle.

by snoop-d-o-double-gizzle July 12, 2003

Astronic

Someone who admires looking into the night sky and is very into astronomy.

The girl looked astronic as she gazed in the night sky.

by H234H January 16, 2019

astropiss

Pissing from a higher platform, to a lower ground. This gives the piss hang time in the air before it hits the ground

Jimmy was on the roof and couldn't get down, so he just astropissed onto the driveway.

by JohnathanB September 25, 2008

assonics

Negative acts or behaviors

Her assonics reveal that her life is an empty shell.

by lawchick23 March 5, 2011

astronigger

The agentive form of "astroturf". An astronigger is a person or account online that tries to tip the scales in favor of someone they are indebted to, either through blackmail, social contract, or payment.

Look, Tim, it's an astronigger. They're the only things keeping Microsoft's reputation afloat!

by TronTran27 December 29, 2020