Assyrians are inhabitants of the ancient empire Assyria. They are not Chaldeans. But are very close, just different dialects. Assyrians are beautiful, happy people. They are very sexy and attracting, especially the first and second generations in the USA. Most Assyrians are Christians.
Did you see that Assyrian?
Oh my, he IS sexy!
I know, they look a lot like Albanians!
True dat'!
Assyrian Assyrian
Oh my, he IS sexy!
I know, they look a lot like Albanians!
True dat'!
Assyrian Assyrian
by Somens October 26, 2010
Get the Assyrianmug. Many live in Illinois. 400,000 Assyrians in Chicago Metro Area. They live in the suburbs mostly, because, yes, they have money. How did they get money? Hard work*. They are a very dedicated, driven, hardworking group of people. They are very family oriented. Being a good Assyrian family is important. (Most) Assyrians marry Assyrians and make Assyrian babies**. This is a very good ideal they have. Not that 'mixing' is wrong, but rarely can a person say, I am 100% _____!!! Assyrians (most of them) can say I am 100% Assyrian!!! (((--From someone with personal experience, save yourself trouble, if you're not Assyrian, don't get involved with one unless you know that his/her family is Americanized, otherwise it will most likely end no good for you.--))) They can be very kind and funny, or very ignorant, stubborn, strict (as any group can be). Their women have a job, and the men have a job (I think you can guess what those jobs are). Their food is fantastic! The men are SO GORGEOUS! The women are very beautiful! God Bless! Assyrians - - - Are Awesome! !!!Go Assyrians!!!
* A quote from a Assyrian man I worked for at his liquor store, "the key to success is not only working hard, but working smart."
**A quote from my Assyrian friend regarding dating/marrying, "if you're not Assyrian, you don't have a chance with a Assyrian."
**A quote from my Assyrian friend regarding dating/marrying, "if you're not Assyrian, you don't have a chance with a Assyrian."
by AssyrioPriiiiiide August 17, 2010
Get the Assyrianmug. Assyrians are people that live in many parts of the middle east. Assyrians had a huge history a long time ago in this time they live with traditions of persia. Assyrians are dark skinned people with dark curly wavy hair, Assyrian are the sexiest people on earth unless their over 30. Assyrians are the only middle easterns who laugh and make fun of terrorism. Assyrians never let go of what race they are as long as they have assyrian blood in them their assyrian nothing less. assyrian are not white, their either brown, olive or heavy tanned, assyrians that are born in iran are sometimes yellow.
20 girls of different races are sitting checking a man out
asian girl: who is he, how is he that hot
latina: he's assyrian
asian girl: who is he, how is he that hot
latina: he's assyrian
by crazyjay666 October 29, 2011
Get the Assyrianmug. God created assyrians first, they spoke aramaic just like god. Later on it split into 7 different languages. Some assyrians may still live in Iraq.
by Pr3he September 10, 2003
Get the Assyrianmug. Like Persians, except more strict with their kids.
They love to dance, sing, and literally have a good time.
THey're all christian and generally good people. Assyrians are constantly being persecuted in their homeland Iraq. Assyrian parents literally can sit with each other and talk for hours after everyone else has left, they NEVER STOP.
They love tea and persian food, considereding a number of them grew up in Iran.
They love to dance, sing, and literally have a good time.
THey're all christian and generally good people. Assyrians are constantly being persecuted in their homeland Iraq. Assyrian parents literally can sit with each other and talk for hours after everyone else has left, they NEVER STOP.
They love tea and persian food, considereding a number of them grew up in Iran.
Jenny: dude, the neighbors next door hosting that pary are probably Assyrian.
Jonny: oh yah, u can obviously hear that loud middle-eastern music. I bet the cops well come eventually and
tell them to stop dancing and partying.
Jonny: oh yah, u can obviously hear that loud middle-eastern music. I bet the cops well come eventually and
tell them to stop dancing and partying.
by Nahrina October 6, 2009
Get the Assyrianmug. The most racially mixed people in the Middle East.
Most Assyrians look Mediterranean. Though, many do look European/White and Arab/Middle Eastern. A number of them look Hispanic, too.
However, we may also find some Assyrians looking like they are half Asian. Also, some will look Indian and some will look like they are Pacific Islanders/Aboriginals.
Assyrians are people of colour.
Most Assyrians look Mediterranean. Though, many do look European/White and Arab/Middle Eastern. A number of them look Hispanic, too.
However, we may also find some Assyrians looking like they are half Asian. Also, some will look Indian and some will look like they are Pacific Islanders/Aboriginals.
Assyrians are people of colour.
"Hi, so...you're European?"
"No, I'm an Assyrian. I'm from Iraq. All Assyrians look different from each other. They range from pale white to dark.
"Oh, you're Middle Eastern!? You're so white.
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"Are you Eurasian?"
"No, I'm an Assyrian. Not even 1% Asian. My dad looks Indian, but we're all FULLY Assyrian.
"No, I'm an Assyrian. I'm from Iraq. All Assyrians look different from each other. They range from pale white to dark.
"Oh, you're Middle Eastern!? You're so white.
_________________________________________
"Are you Eurasian?"
"No, I'm an Assyrian. Not even 1% Asian. My dad looks Indian, but we're all FULLY Assyrian.
by Mahabellelasaz February 4, 2009
Get the Assyrianmug. The most racially mixed people in the Middle East.
Most Assyrians look Mediterranean. Though, many do look European/White and Arab/Middle Eastern. A number of them look Hispanic, too.
However, we may also find some Assyrians looking like they are half Asian. Also, some will look Indian and some will look like they are Pacific Islanders/Aboriginals.
Assyrians are people of colour.
Most Assyrians look Mediterranean. Though, many do look European/White and Arab/Middle Eastern. A number of them look Hispanic, too.
However, we may also find some Assyrians looking like they are half Asian. Also, some will look Indian and some will look like they are Pacific Islanders/Aboriginals.
Assyrians are people of colour.
"Hi, so...you're European?"
"No, I'm an Assyrian. I'm from Iraq. All Assyrians look different from each other. They range from pale white to dark.
"Oh, you're Middle Eastern!?
______________________________________
"Let me guess your nationality...Um, you're an Aboriginal or Samoan?"
"I'm actually an Assyrian, from Syria. People do think I look I'm Samoan. Hehehe..."
"No, I'm an Assyrian. I'm from Iraq. All Assyrians look different from each other. They range from pale white to dark.
"Oh, you're Middle Eastern!?
______________________________________
"Let me guess your nationality...Um, you're an Aboriginal or Samoan?"
"I'm actually an Assyrian, from Syria. People do think I look I'm Samoan. Hehehe..."
by Woronora February 1, 2009
Get the Assyriansmug.