asscruncher

1. a very large penis.
2. the owner of a very large penis.

dude, my cock is an asscruncher!

by Tom!!! July 3, 2007

asswinch

The act of having to use a winch to get your dick out of somebody's ass. Typical in daily gay interactions.

"Damn, yesterday I had to call in the asswinch to get my dick out of Tom's ass."

by Kraven Morehead Tuday November 25, 2006

asscrunchie

1. hardened feces stuck to your anus

Look at my cat he has an ass crunchie!

by jesus christ September 25, 2003

asstretchaganza

A play on the act of a good old fashioned corporate ass-raping and the word "extravaganza".
Basically, it's just getting bitched at over silly shit but upper management makes a big deal out of it because they like to yell at people and you're "it". Plus they need a scapegoat. So technically, you DO get paid to be yelled at.

Said to co-worker: "Looks like the company didn't hit the numbers this quarter, I look forward to the asstretchaganza that's gonna go down on Monday."

dragstrip/wrestling announcer/used car commercial voice:
"Monday, Monday, Monday!!! Get ready for the "name of your company here" Asstretchaganza!"

by billyman December 24, 2008

asscrunch

Almost a synonym for megadingus, or asshead. Usually defines a person or entity that is stubborn, being an asshole, or plain retarded.

Person 1: Dude you are such an asscrunch!
Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER!

by AssHeadMotherFucker February 9, 2021

assrrency

Ass+Currency

“I ain’t got no money”
“Well then u better pay with that Assrrency”

by anonymous May 23, 2023