Asswater

The term used to describe a situation in which you are taking a shit and you drop a big turd, causing the water to splash up on your ass cheeks.

Guy #1: Yo I was eating corn earlier and now I gotta take a shit, I hope I don't get asswater!

Guy #2: Yeah I just got done droppin' turds and my ass is soaked. Fml.

by J Bizzy October 29, 2009

Asswater

The water that overflows when a thick shit clogs the toilet.

Dude, the toilet overflowed, and now I got asswater all over the floor.

by Moth May 17, 2004

airwalker

A person who knows his way around the internet with ease. The ultimate web-surfer.

The airwalker surfed the net in lightning speed!

by Jared May 29, 2003

asspacker

a person who takes it in the ass

1 the queer eye guys are asspackers.
2 ally your such an asspacker u butfucked ted

by jsjsjsjsjs May 18, 2005

asswalk

When a a person (usually a girl) walks in a way that makes their ass jiggle.

Guy: Wow dude that girls has a great asswalk.

by Insors July 10, 2010

satan's asswater

When something smells so bad that you can't take it, such as unwashed and moldy dishes, or a clogged toilet. In order to use such an unwieldy term though, it has to smell like a corpse injected with Iraqi sewage. Reeeally fucking bad.

"That skank's pussy smelled like Satan's asswater."
"I hate Marie's kid. He always smells like Satan's asswater."
"My foot is all swelled up and purple. Not to mention it smells like Satan's asswater...."

by disnywhite June 23, 2009

asshacker

An asshacker is a yuppy fag, cruising the bar scene, who tries to pick-up on straight guys.

"Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."

" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006