ass waffle

The process of spreading your ass cheeks and closing them onto someones nose, and then sharting a little bit.

" HAHAHAHAHA... Last night at my friend's sleep over, I gave someone an ass waffle"

by Skitterbon pancakes January 25, 2012

asswaddle

An asswaddle is a penguin with a large juicy cock up its ass.

"Look at that asswaddle over there. It has a dick in it's anus!"

by Xx_bigdaddycock_xX March 1, 2018

ass waffle

The act of giving a rimjob while said persons ass is covered in maple syrup, and waffle mix.

I was forced to give a man an ass waffle in prison, this I shall never forget.

by bigwade August 24, 2006

Ass waffle

Someone being a meany

Omg he’s such an ass waffle

by IeatA$S February 16, 2019

assmuffler

an insult i invented. i don't really use it to mean anything in particular, but i guess an assmuffler could be a slur for a gay man. like he muffles asses with his dick?

my brother paul is a total assmuffler ?

by david wiles February 27, 2005

Ass-Waffle

(Noun) An analogy to describe the look of one's Ass Hole to that of a Blue Waffle.

(Adjective) A description the feeling of disgust about another persons actions or appearance.

"I hope Brittany Spears vagina doesn't look as bad as her Ass-Waffle."

"The way that the 2012 presidential race was handled was one big Ass-Waffle."

"Saying that girl had a butterface was very considerate, saying she has one big Ass-Waffle of a face was much more true."

by March1392 October 29, 2012

Asswaffles

Asswaffles: a word to use when severely pissed off.

*drops brick on toe* "asswaffles!"

"So I gotta go babysit. We can't chill today." "Asswaffles!"

by aaswaffler March 11, 2012