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Asscrack Splash

A patch of hair that stems from above your buttcrack and spreads to your lower back
I went to the pool yesterday and some honkey had an asscrack splash
by edvsthewrld July 6, 2020
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asscrack

Guy 1: yo were you at the party last night
Guy 2: yeah, we did asscrack
by rattiful August 25, 2020
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asstrickery

(n) Feats of non-intuitive acumen; the use of non-obvious approaches to problems that are figuratively pulled from the ass of the person who conceives them.
His clever use of the Separating Hyperplane Theorem to derive the boundary of a convex set was quite a piece of asstrickery. We never would have thought to use that ourselves.
by asstrickster December 9, 2008
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Thomas Asstruck

A nickname of Thomas Astruc, creator of Miraculous Ladybug and the main reason why fans hate the show.
Thomas Asstruck did it again, he fucked up another character man and I liked Alix damn it!
by kueko July 21, 2021
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Asscrack Rorschach

The inkblot-shaped pattern formed by an untimely poo.
I had a turtlehead going, but there was no way I could make it to the bathroom in time so I ended up with an asscrack Rorschach.
by emeraldswissmiss December 9, 2010
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Total asscrack

A word to describe your best friends new boyfriend
by Planetsimp October 20, 2022
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asscrack

can be used to indicate the time of day being excruciatingly early.
You going out tonight, Bill?

Nah man, I had to be up at the asscrack of dawn this morning.
by 556boyer November 19, 2011
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