Person 1. On the way over here this dick cut me off, almost caused a wreck, and had the nerve to flip me off!
Person 2. Sounds like a real assquatch
Person 2. Sounds like a real assquatch
by Marky-c January 01, 2013
Hey Alex, what happened to that girl you were with last night?"; "Idk man she disappeared... I took her home and this morning I woke up laying next to an Assquatch.
by Giggity52 November 21, 2010
dude i was gonna use that couch money for some beer and you spent it on laundry? way to be an assquatch
by iequalgenius February 01, 2011