Assquatch

A person who is such a colosal ass-hole, its nearly mythical.

Person 1. On the way over here this dick cut me off, almost caused a wreck, and had the nerve to flip me off!

Person 2. Sounds like a real assquatch

by Marky-c January 1, 2013

Assquatch

When a girl posseses a hairy behind.

Hey Alex, what happened to that girl you were with last night?"; "Idk man she disappeared... I took her home and this morning I woke up laying next to an Assquatch.

by Giggity52 November 25, 2010

Assquatch

when a friend is being a big hairy dumb ass.
aka dumbass mixed with sasquatch

dude i was gonna use that couch money for some beer and you spent it on laundry? way to be an assquatch

by iequalgenius February 21, 2011