Asspinky

Someone who is the equivelant of getting an unexpected finger in your butt

Man, Yngwie is a total asspinky to hang out with.

by TheGooch February 21, 2009

assfunkle

1 The word that pops into your head when you see the home keys on a keyboard typed consecutively: "asdfjkl;"

2 "Funkle" is a word used to describe absolute awesomeness, therefore, "assfunkle" is an ass with absolute awesomeness.

1 When I see "asdfjkl;" I think of ASSFUNKLE!

2 Damn girl, you got some serious assfunkle goin' on!

by periangelicque July 23, 2010

Asspuck

the leading part of a large turd that is almost too big to exit your poo hole.

i took a dump today that hurt so bad till i got past the asspuck.

by Scott & Amber February 9, 2009

Lame-ass Punk

A person who is Cringe-worthy and annoying

"You fucking Lame-ass Punk Bitch!!!"

by mATO32dx January 2, 2018

Lame-ass Punk

Worthless people

"That lame-ass punk played on me!! I swear!!"

by mATO32dx January 4, 2018

asspucker

Spastic contractions of your sphincter muscle after taking a not so satisying shit. Also common after fits of Cryarrhea

Tim's shit was cut short by the doorbell giving him about 5 minutes of uncomfortable asspucker.

by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

asspunch

to punch someone in the ass; bc they did something stupid.

The person who parked their car this way deserves to be asspunched!!

by ChrisSherry October 24, 2008