assnime

An anime that is so bad, that it is literal ass.

Person 1: Man, Kenj no Mago is an awful anime.

Person 2: Anime? More like assnime.

by Makushi May 2, 2019

Fuckface putrid asswipe

The mother fucker who shot everyone in Las Vegas.

That horrible guy who shot all those folks in Vegas is a Fuckface putrid asswipe

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Asswipe

There is a common misconception that an asswipe can be equated to an asshole. This is quite untrue. An asswipe simply doesn't care. This is usually carried out to such an extreme extent that the apathy brings misfortune to those around the asswipe.

The key distinction is intent. An asshole would stick his leg out to trip you, making you drop what you were carrying and bringing general harm upon you. An asswipe would never dream of tripping you, but if you did trip, he would simply watch as you struggled to collect the scattered papers you had dropped. He doesn't hurt you but would never think of lifting a finger to help. He also may laugh a little at the sight of you falling over.

Victim: "dude, you pushed me into quicksand, you asshole."
Asshole: "haha, I did."

Victim: "dude, I fell into quicksand, help me!"
Asswipe: "eh."

by Timmers1112 January 14, 2010

asspipe

1. Anal orfice
2. A real asshole

1) I slowly slid it in her asspipe.
2) My boss is such an asspipe.

by Ass Master July 2, 2003

Asswipe

A person who is being extremely rude and annoying.

Jake is being suck an asswipe.

by Lilly6 March 21, 2017

asswipe

1) a device that has been used to remove excrement from the anus. 2) a person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude a device used to remove excrement.

1) She used the poison ivy as an asswipe.
2) I can't believe he kicked the keg! What an Asswipe!

by Jovian August 6, 2003

asswipes

Those wet wipes in the little pop-open container that you can flush after cleaning your bum.

It’s hard to imagine how I took a really good shit back then, without my trusty asswipes!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 1, 2019