Asshatian

Pertaining to asshat behavior.

See asshat.

Ascii: 3>ian

Jon, commenting about a music video someone had posted under Meg's status update that her nephew had died without writing anything to acknowledge her loss, was really asshatian of you (...was really 3>ian of you).

by Leona Orange September 25, 2011

assmate

A homosexual lover. Also known as "butt buddy."

I heard rumors that Chuck skipped college today because he's gone off to the local bath house with his assmates.

by Mark H July 15, 2004

Asstatistic

A ratio consisting of quality of ass to quantity of ass in ones lifetime. Equasion follows:

The total quality of all girls banged on a 0-1 scale (Q) divided by the total quantity of girls.

Ben has banged so many hot chicks, his asstatistic must be close to 1.00. Example equasion:

Ben has banged 5 girls. their levels of attractiveness were as follows:0.8, 0.8 0.9,0.75, and 1.0. Therefore his asstatistic is 0.85.

by WolfnWeasel December 26, 2011

asshatitude

Combining the words asshat and attitude:
behavior displaying the mindset or perspective of an asshat.

I'm sick of that jerk's rude, boorish behavior and asshatitude.

by Brian L. Kelly April 8, 2007

assmatized

When a guy can not concentrate on anything else because he is distracted with the asshole of his latest piece of ass. His work is jeopardized, he's a sell out to his friends, he picks up her shit including her kids or whatever. He will do whatever it takes for that ass. He is assmatized.

Man that chick has him completely assmatized since their last encounter.

by Ice Queen 10 December 8, 2010

assumation

to assume

I made the assumation that brown cows make chocolate milk

by mcdj1234 May 27, 2012

assativities

Asinine + activities = assativities. When common sense and or activities that take place between two or more people go beyond the realm of complete and utter ignorance. The results are damaging to bystanders or passer byers.

Due to the everyday occurrence of assativities, all victims are searching for a new hole to crawl into.

by camon March 28, 2008