Assistication

When you're at a restaurant and you order a main course meal only to find that the size of the dish is too big for you to finish, you ask a friend to assisticate you.

A conjunction of the word "assist" and "mastication".

They finish off the meal you paid thirty bucks for so you don't waste your money.

Rebecca: "This burger is the size of my head. Paige, will you assisticate me?"
Paige: "This is too much assistication to ask for."

by pastrychefsniper January 27, 2010

assist

1. assist n. When one dude helps his buddy hook up with a lady friend.

"Danny's hookin' up with Lisa. I totally had the assist on that."

by SmStudent March 8, 2005

assist

a person who dislikes people who act like an ass.

My intolerance of his obnoxios behavior made me realize I'm an assist.

by bubob November 27, 2011

assisting

A helping hand when kneading a partner to help with masturbating.

She will be assisting me during my personal heights of euphoria.

by jmpalmieri00 July 30, 2016

assistance

When one needs assistance, they need sex.

Fundo needed assistance, but with no females handy, his right hand had to become handy.

by authOOr June 23, 2006

assisted

When you just finished having sex. You were assisted.

hey John, I just was assisted for Randy, she is a nice assisting woman.

by WHY February 1, 2016

Kobe Assist

NBA statistic that proves that missing shots is sometimes just as valuable as making them. A Kobe Assist is awarded when a player misses a basket, followed by an offensive rebound, leading directly to a field goal. Generally referred to as a put-back, tip-in, or follow.

Kobe's miss (with 20 seconds on shot clock) ricocheted upward from the rim before descending back down into the hands of Howard, who quickly put the ball in the basket for the Kobe Assist.

by jameshunger October 30, 2013