The combination of the word "ashamed" and "shave." When one is shamed into shaving their hair (includes facial, pubic, eye brow etc.) and they did so only for the sole reason of being shamed. This includes shame brought on by other people and/or self shame of the "hair grower."
Dale: Bill, why did you shave your beard? It's not even Movember.
Bill: My manager asked me to be clean shaven because my beard looked "unprofessional."
Dale: You look horrible, Bill.
Bill: I know! I'm so ashamved!
Bill: My manager asked me to be clean shaven because my beard looked "unprofessional."
Dale: You look horrible, Bill.
Bill: I know! I'm so ashamved!
by manlymanlyman January 13, 2016
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by !!*_RocketDiva March 8, 2003
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like Lance Bass or matt or ass pounding with another guy
"The fool bent over in prison and got an asshammering hell never forget"
"The fool bent over in prison and got an asshammering hell never forget"
by bojanggles October 22, 2006
Get the Asshammer mug.in it's sinister form, means a depraved and criminal sex act. Rape is any kind of sexual act performed on someone against their will.
However, it has become quite popular slang in some online gaming communities, usually just amongst lads (so there's less chance of someone being offended by its use) to mean, usually, beaten hands down. Sometimes used more when you are beaten in an unlucky situation.
However, it has become quite popular slang in some online gaming communities, usually just amongst lads (so there's less chance of someone being offended by its use) to mean, usually, beaten hands down. Sometimes used more when you are beaten in an unlucky situation.
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
Get the assraped mug.verb: The act of hitting a woman in the anus with a ball pin hammer, so as to tighten it to the point of puckering, prior to inserting your penis into said anus.
noun: A ball pin hammer used to preform the aforementioned act.
noun: A ball pin hammer used to preform the aforementioned act.
Katie and I got back from our date last night and were feeling rather frisky. So, I pulled up her dress and pulled down her undergarments and picked up my asshammer off the nightstand. With one mighty swing, one powerful thrust, and 3 pints of blood later, Katie had been asshammered.
by Jack the Hammer June 11, 2009
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Get the _ashamed_ mug.1. To be royally hooped, whoomped, and embarassed.
2. To try your new, witty humor/joke on a friend/coworker first only to find that they used it before you on a crowd and took 100% credit for originality.
3. To never stand a chance of winning the game, the girl, or the job.
2. To try your new, witty humor/joke on a friend/coworker first only to find that they used it before you on a crowd and took 100% credit for originality.
3. To never stand a chance of winning the game, the girl, or the job.
1. Wow, you got assraped when the professer asked you that trick question!!!
2. BoB, "He totally assraped me! That was my joke!"
Jane, "OK Bob, we all know how witty you are! Let someone else have the spotlight for once!"
3. You totally assraped me during that game of basketball!
That girl sure assraped your ego!
You got assraped on that promotion! That new guy may know his stuff, but you always... show up early!
2. BoB, "He totally assraped me! That was my joke!"
Jane, "OK Bob, we all know how witty you are! Let someone else have the spotlight for once!"
3. You totally assraped me during that game of basketball!
That girl sure assraped your ego!
You got assraped on that promotion! That new guy may know his stuff, but you always... show up early!
by RockBottom May 16, 2006
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