not dwight schrute. if you were looking for the position of dwight schrute at dunder mifflin scranton from 2005-2013, look for "assistant TO the regional manager"
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Get the Assistant Jizz-Mopper. mug.One who puts up with the shit that college students living on campus come up with every day, especially when he or she is either busy or after 1:00AM in the morning.
Man my Resident Assistant(RA) has it tough, those girls in that dorm were fighting at 3AM and he sat there to deal with all their shit!
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2) A person who is told they are in charge but who has to lick the boss's ass and do all the bullshit work for a fraction of his pay
2) A person who is told they are in charge but who has to lick the boss's ass and do all the bullshit work for a fraction of his pay
1) "She's walking around like a queen now that she's the assistant manager. The fact is; she doesn't know how to make any rules! Maybe her first rule should be to change her fucking underwear so I can't smell toxic queef every time she walks past me!"
2) "Sally, you'll be in charge while I'm not around. If there's a complaint from one of the drunk customer's, you'll deal with it. When someone pukes in the washroom; you'll have to clean it up. When everyone goes home; you'll stick around to close. If you need me, you can try my cell. Your pay will have to stay the same...but you'll be the assistant manager....congratulations!"
2) "Sally, you'll be in charge while I'm not around. If there's a complaint from one of the drunk customer's, you'll deal with it. When someone pukes in the washroom; you'll have to clean it up. When everyone goes home; you'll stick around to close. If you need me, you can try my cell. Your pay will have to stay the same...but you'll be the assistant manager....congratulations!"
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