flaming asscanos

taking a shit that burns your ass hole and singes the ass hairs

dude I have the flaming asscanos so bad I don't think I have a ass anymore

by itsme1978 October 21, 2013

assanova

guy who thinks that he's God's gift to women and a cassanova but when in reality he's an ass

Tonia: Girl did you see Jim strutting his stuff outside the Platinum Gold bar?

Stephanie: Yeah, he thinks he's hot but he's really an assanova!

by btchalorette July 31, 2011

Asscandle

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

by Victor February 24, 2005

Asscado

He makes guacamole with his lady's asscodo so he can dip his chip in for a late night snack..

A female butt that is a round as an avocado slim on the top and nice and firm on the bottom that's an asscado

by Srgtkilledit October 8, 2020

assanomoly

Kim Kardashian's ass.

"Dude, that is a freaking assanomoly."

by Mamahd October 18, 2013

asscandle

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

AssCancer

Spelunky. Fucking game is trash.

Oh no, I have AssCancer. Oh wait nevermind, it's just the trash game Spelunky.

by Puji69 October 10, 2016