Assbear

A terd so big and mean it rips your ass on the way out then growls back at you from the toilet water.

My anus was just ruined by an assbear.

by Ross and Chiu May 14, 2005

assbeater420

the guy we needed, he wasn't just any player, he is a C H A D, a robloxian god wich somehow bypassed the system of death (filter)

all hail assbeater420

by TING GO SKRRRRRRRA March 7, 2021

assbeans

Beans from ones ass. Often used when somthign unwanted occurs.

Aww assbeans i lost my car keys.

by Alex Trebek July 21, 2003

Assmeats

The two chunks of flesh that shit tumble out of.

I hope to slide my tubesteak in between her assmeats.

by John Thomas1928 April 8, 2010

A Dope Ass Beat

Thats simply mean a really good track

Dude1: What the hell i can't believe the shit i hear...
Dude2: Yeah homie A Dope Ass Beat...
Dude2: Can you dig it :) ?

by Drumy October 12, 2008

assbreath

One who has the most fecal scented breath as a result of poor dental hygiene or bits of carion remaining between the teeth.

I had difficulty maintaining focus, on the conversation with Claire, due to her disgusting ass breath.

by Paul September 23, 2003

assbestos

a naturally occurring, pubic compound commonly found stuck to the end of a penis after anal sex. The inhalation or ingestion of assbestos fibres can cause serious illnesses such a faecal poisoning or pink eye.

Jimmy is currently suing his boss after he was repeatedly exposed to dangerous assbestos fibres.

by Mhaggis November 4, 2011