scratch your ass

Go fuck yourself; get out of here

You wanna play like that? Go scratch your ass...

by yourdarkerside June 1, 2015

“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

National scratch your left ass cheek day

Celebrated March 10th (69th day of the year)

LeBron scratched his left ass cheek for national scratch your left ass cheek day

by Lebronussy March 24, 2026

Scratching one's ass

To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing

The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work

(Scratching one's ass)

by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023