exploding ass syndrome

Having viscous diarrhea. Some people suffering say that they can't even stand up after they've had EAS.

Man, yesterday me EAS (Exploding Ass Syndrome) was so fierce that I could barley stand up afterwards.

by MegaMonster54 November 20, 2013

EXPLOSIVE ASS SYDROME

WHEN THE SUDDEN URGE TO PURGE YOUR BOWELS HITS YOU....WHEN YOUR SPHINTER MUSCLE STARTS TO QUIVER WITH INTENSE PAIN....YOU BREAK OUT IN A COLD SWEAT AS YOU CAN NO LONGER BARE THE INCREASING INTENSITY OF YOUR VIOLENT RECTAL SPASMS. YOU ARE IN COMPLETE PANIC MODE, DESPERATLEY PRAYING TO FIND THE "THRONE OF RELIEF". MUCH TO YOUR EMBARRASSMENT, YOU DON'T ALWAYS MAKE IT ON TIME & YOU HAVE AN ASS-PLOSION ALL OVER YOURSELF, YOUR CLOTHS, SHOES, CAR SEAT, BIKE SEAT, MAYBE EVEN YOUR NEIGHBORS COUCH OR LAWN FURNITURE. THIS SYDROME IS OFTEN EXHAUSTING & VERY UNPREDICTABLE.

When you are driving & get an Explosive ass sydrome attack, so you drive standing up to avoid contact w/ your cloth car seats.

by COUGAR01 March 3, 2011

Five Point Exploding Ass Technique

Derived from the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique used at the end of Kill Bill 2. Used to refer to a bowel movement that sprays rather unpleasantly into the toilet, leaving an aweful mess to clean up. Frequently encountered the morning after a night of heavy drinking which was followed by a suspicious curry.

Argh, I had the most horrific Five Point Exploding Ass Technique this morning! Damn that curry!

by Oofnun September 1, 2010

DIA-RUN-RUN-HURRY-EXPLODING-ASS

An acronym for spelling Diarrhea so you’ll never forget how to ever again!

Person 1: Yo man! how do you spell diarrhea for this nursing exam?

Person: DIA-RUN-RUN-HURRY-EXPLODING-ASS. You’ll never forget ever again bro!

by FunnyGuy2000 August 19, 2021

explosive ass

A penitant convict on death row found religion and repented his crime. From then on, he stuck a pin in his ass everytime he sinned through thought, word or deed. When executed on the electric chair, the amount of metal embedded in him made his ass explode in a huge mushroom cloud of blood and shit.

"My goodness, that mans ass exploded."

by Tsing Shi Tao May 16, 2004

exploding ass

When at least the top 10% of an ass is showing above the pants line.

Check out her exploding ass, I have to get with her tonight.

by JHyphenDollarSign January 10, 2009

Rocky mountain exploring up my ass

It means that your getting fucked by a bbc and it cums

Jon : Oh my god I just went rocky moutain explored up Jenny ass and I loved it!!

Mark : Damn you're a lucky dude.

Rocky mountain exploring up my ass

by Saw-illydfss September 28, 2018