ass clown

an unmitigated fool or jerk; a sad sack; a tool or goof.

Let's face it, the guy's an ass clown!

by weave March 19, 2003

ass clown

popularized by the film "office space" this refers to a dickface who has in some way wronged or annoyed you or is in general a prick, take for instance: Michael Bolton

exerpt from a scene in "office space"

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.

Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

by deadprez92 December 31, 2006

ass clown

Roy "Big Country" Nelson who is a better coach then Shane Carwin from TUF 16 on FX and who is an entertainer who can laugh and show is ass and still fill your life with joy.

That ass clown made be laugh so hard I pooped my pants. Roy Nelson is a coach that made me a better fighter and person while Shane Carwin watched.

by UFC Fan - Dana White September 13, 2012

ass clown

1)a person who does something beyond stupid.

2)someon who does something stupid for attention.

This kid is such a fucking ass clown.

by ROB M. November 10, 2006

ass clown

someone whos a total ass. usually pisses off others by their general existance

zac is a total ass clown

by dood faygo November 10, 2008

ass clown

A Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority Employee.

"Those ass clowns waste tax dollars like they have their own printing press."
Those ass clowns couldn't pour piss out of their boots if the directions were written on the bottoms."

by snipet May 1, 2008

ass clown

Someone who constantly nit-picks other people's mistakes while simultaneously is completely oblivious of their own.

Mason thinks his crap doesn't stink. He's such an ass clown.

by FRizzo August 31, 2005