Ass Blast

When something awful happens that infuriates you, You have an 'Ass Blast' The event is so upsetting that you feel as if you could have a blast out of your ass.

Dude, An elf just took my cookie! I'm going to have a gnarly Ass Blast!

by Ricky and Carlos July 07, 2011

Ass blasting

When you get massive amounts of diarrhea coming out your anus.

Omg I can't stop pooping I think I'm ass blasting the toilet seat

by Friction_123howdy February 21, 2015

Ass Blast

A fart so putrid that you feel as if if your eyebrows could literally singe off your face.

"Dude nice Ass Blast!"

"My brows look like a chemo patient!"

by JakeDaSnake23452 August 03, 2011

ass blasted

to be blasted in the ass by an antagonist

dude, im gonna be ass blasted

by jason96 February 19, 2011

ASS BLASTED

bro when you clap the booty way to damn hard.

last night I totally ASS BLASTED her

by Assclapatous April 14, 2019

Ass blasting

Ass blasting (verb), is the act of going up to someone and giving that person something that was coming their way. It could be anything, as long as they had it coming.

"Hey I'm going to be upfront, we're going to have anal sex."
"Are you ass blasting me right now? I've had this romantic night of butt fucking heading my way for days."
"Yeah, and you're welcome."

by Swooby Booby September 09, 2018

Ass blasting

Pretty Simple, when a man shoots a massive skeet during anal intercourse.

"I was ass blasting that bitch last night!"

by CheekyDogz69 August 02, 2018