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Askew

A word if searched on Google, tilts yours screen.

If you go here for the literal definition there is seriously something wrong with you.
Google " askew"!! HAHAHA SO FUNNY LOL!1
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Askew

A prominant black male (assuming), who obeys modern rules, who complies with a white males commands, Loves golf which is odd for black males to love, Majors In AP Linguistics, an absolute failure to the Black community and Arabian contributions. Back to cotton fields as we speak
Khazekstan 1820

Plantation Owner = " HEYYY YOU NIG- GET BACK TO WORK"
Askcow= MASTA NOOOOOO IM GOING BACK TO MY HOME COUNTRY "GHANA"
Plantation Owner= "Kills himself with an antique farming equipment (ironic)

Askew = " Goes to the Gulag of 1969
by Mrbrownsmaster October 24, 2024
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askew john

A Sloppy Joe sandwich with caviar added on top.
"Our stimulus checks came in! You know what that means!"
"What? Askew Johns?"
"You're damn right! Break out the caviar!"
by Hotdogwatericecream December 5, 2022
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Amy askew

Amy askew is the most annoying teacher ever and thank god she is not teaching me this year.
Amy askew is an annoying teacher

Guy 1:”yo what do we have next period”

Guy 2: “English”

Guy 1: “I'm going to ditch i have miss askew she is annoying
by Haha you don’t know me November 18, 2019
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pooter askew

The Pooter Askew (scientific name- AssCheese Pooderferous) is a rare species of human being, only one is known to exist in the entire world and resides in a small town commonly refered to as Tiverton. The Pooter has an attraction to all things ugly, including fat bitches, ugly bitches, ugly fat bitches or just bitches. It is believed that this attraction has stemmed from an evolutionary need to get whatever he can get and ride that ass like it's the commonly known species D-Shab. The call of the Pooter is a mix of low end and mid ranged tones played using a thumb and pointer finger on almost any stringed instrument, placed over unnecesary time signatures such as 68/42 (By use of time warp). Finally, the trait most identified with the Pooter Askew is his over all sissyness, infact it has become a way to identify someone who is too afraid to do something simple however naughty in nature.
Person 1: "Dude what's your problem you're acting like a Pooter Askew"
by Malicous Melvin July 6, 2008
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poo askew

1. typically after a large poo, see evolution of man; the follow up turd befor you leave the seat. This thin turd stays together but doesn't initially drop into the bowl. It may go sideways and hit the lid, doubleback and get your outer butt.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.
I just too a huge crapper, and on cleaning up I noticed a poo askew! I had to wipe half my butt and the bowl!
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
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Dan Askew

How would you describe Dan Askew ?

He is an outstanding fella
by anonymous April 8, 2022
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