askewer

To go wrong in such a way that is not entirely ironic or different from the origin, but rather a slight deviation from what was expected.

His expectations not met,
yet his hopes kept alive,
the night went askewer for Tom
but he would survive.

by Tommy April 29, 2005

Shrimp on a skewer

Female dwarf or midget, Having sexual intercorse with a full size male

Shrimp on a skewer Speaks for itself!

by Mathew Colecliffe January 5, 2009

tits on a skewer

I usually say it when I KNOWS I am going to get in trouble...

exsample: Shit man, if they found out about this they would have my tits on a skewer

variations: Titties,Ass, Nuts... ect.

by TEEG February 11, 2006

Askewed

To be humiliated in a culinary sense on television. Typically refers to great British menu. Refers to the slaying of Paul Askew

Did you see Paul get askewed on TV? Wow he got askewed so badly

by Foody85 March 9, 2023

askeered

derived from the phrase, "I scared,"
which is a modification of "I'm scared," which is a contraction of the phrase "I am scared."

Jim: are you ready to get punched in the throat?
Bill: nah, nigga...askeered.

by poon-matic-3000 May 13, 2005