askewer

To go wrong in such a way that is not entirely ironic or different from the origin, but rather a slight deviation from what was expected.

His expectations not met,
yet his hopes kept alive,
the night went askewer for Tom
but he would survive.

by Tommy April 29, 2005

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askew

Ariella: did he feel you up?
Leah: well no not really, but my shirt was totes askew ;)

by cssswaglol January 03, 2012

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Type this into the google search bar a the page will tilt

I typed "askew" into the google search bar, then the page was askew!

by MyCatHasAJob May 14, 2020

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A condition of which a person does not know of something that is incredibly well-known.

"Hey, do you want to watch Wheel of Fortune or something?"

"What is 'Wheel of Fortune'?"
"How do you not know what that is? Do you have Askewism?"

by Pingal McStain April 16, 2021

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To be humiliated in a culinary sense on television. Typically refers to great British menu. Refers to the slaying of Paul Askew

Did you see Paul get askewed on TV? Wow he got askewed so badly

by Foody85 March 09, 2023

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awry, bewelled, skew, wry

This old watch' hands look askew.

by chicken13 March 29, 2007

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The quality of being askew; crooked, awry, or out of line.

"Phillip, the askewity of this Italian tower boggles my mind!"

by Rudolph McFellan November 26, 2009

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