askewbies

A combination of "askew" and "boobies". Used to describe breasts thay do not face the same direction. Can happen after a bad breast augmentation.

After plastic surgery, one of Karen's nipples pointed north while the other pointed south east. She has some serious askewbies.

by Stafferty July 11, 2016

Askewism

A condition of which a person does not know of something that is incredibly well-known.

"Hey, do you want to watch Wheel of Fortune or something?"

"What is 'Wheel of Fortune'?"
"How do you not know what that is? Do you have Askewism?"

by Pingal McStain April 16, 2021