The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer
(Whilst at a therapy support group)
Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was because I used to enjoy Committing a sir Mitchell act
Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was because I used to enjoy Committing a sir Mitchell act
by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021
Get the Committing a sir Mitchell mug.awesome,cute, hilarious,hot, nice and smart pretty much the epitome of greatness. This rare combination of qualities guarentee his success in life and ensure he will always be cooler than his siblings. his kindness often causes him to involve himself in sad charity cases such as that of liz who he pretends to like as it looks good on his resume.
asiri can also define a man whore with little or no self control of his sexual cravings.
asiri can also define a man whore with little or no self control of his sexual cravings.
Girl:hey do you want to come grocery shopping with me?
Guy: nah lets fuck
Girl: why do you have to be such an asiri!
Guy: nah lets fuck
Girl: why do you have to be such an asiri!
by asiriwannabe December 9, 2008
Get the Asiri mug.A phrase used to express the sophistication of one's character. If one wears a monocle or top hat, they most definitely are like a sir. A much fancier substitute for "like a boss".
1. Bro, I totally banged that chick while wearing a monocle. Like a sir!
2. Aristocrat 1: I do say, that performance by GaGa was riveting!
Aristocrat 2: Like a sir!
2. Aristocrat 1: I do say, that performance by GaGa was riveting!
Aristocrat 2: Like a sir!
by CSirness November 11, 2012
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by Jerrryyyy December 20, 2020
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Come to think of it, Asirocandibatrohatinomadcataphobia
is a pretty dumb word come to think of it.
There’s nothing meaningful about it.
Also, why are you even here?
Come to think of it, Asirocandibatrohatinomadcataphobia
is a pretty dumb word come to think of it.
There’s nothing meaningful about it.
Also, why are you even here?
by IlliterateIcanimate May 2, 2021
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