Assterbate

Masturbating analy. Fingers or the daring fist(s). More unique rituals include feet and possibly penii (penis plural).

For more asstastic fun, see poopy chopsticks

"Oh man that assterbation was awesome."
"yea my foot is brown!"

by BobbyZ December 19, 2003

assturbating

The act of anal masturbation using either a finger or another tool.

Alyssa was assturbating during English class today.

by UDadder194 November 25, 2009

Assturbate

Inserting an object up your butt while wanking

Being extra horny, I began to assturbate

by cat litter boy May 4, 2014

Assturbate

To finger the asshole

Susie likes to assturbate, you know, finger her asshole

by David Ware May 12, 2004

asherbate

1)To mastrubate on school grounds. Named after a boy who mastrubated regularly during history class and most likely every other class he had.

Don't asherbate or else the asian kids take videos and post them on youtube.

by SneeMan July 10, 2007

Askurbate

The act of asking a question to either make one self look better or feel better about themselves.

Jenny askurbated today when asking if she was fat, she knew she wasn't.

by MadPrinceOfDenmark March 2, 2010

mashturbate

to masterbate, while being mashed off' drugs such as; cannabis; valium;, any drug which will relax the user

Oh man i feel quite stoned... i might mashturbate later on,it will sort me out...!

by whitty2350 March 1, 2009