Ashsexual

A sexuality for he person known as ash. The flag for this sexuality is a failed math test.

Damn bro i feel real ashsexual right now

by xdET July 9, 2021

AshSexual

When your attracted to ashes

“Wow! I love ashes!” - Chris
“You must be Ashsexual!” - Becky

by IABAjzh June 27, 2018

assheavyphobia

a phobia where you are scared of asses that identify as heavy, mostly taken very seriously.

What's up pablo?

Nothing much. Have you seen Andreas ass? It looks mad heavy.
Dude whats wrong with you? Did you not remember that i have assheavyphobia? Thats messed up bro.
Oh im sorry!
You better be.

by faxsky July 13, 2021

assheadquarters

The place where assheads gather to be idiots together, or to plan moronic outings.

I've got to stop by assheadquarters to see if Frank is still there playing video games and listening to dance music.

by zeul April 4, 2006

asshelmet

absurd variation of the infinite number of "ass+noun/verb" formulaic constructions commonly found on message forums: assmuppet, assnog, asswipe, assgoblin, etc.

Later taken as a mantra by the Taleban Thread Krew of FuckedCompany.com.

May be ordered from a "hatmonger".

do0D ~ you're a total asshelmet!

by zem January 11, 2005

Assheimers

When you see an ass so nice you forget everything

Dude, check it out! That ass is so nice it gave me assheimers!

by Greenpheonix187 September 21, 2020

Asshead

A word used to describe someone who has their head so far up their own ass that they lack the ability to comprehend other people’s feelings or emotions.

“Lucas is such an asshead!”
“IKR! He doesn’t care about anyone else’s feelings.”

by Jackaß February 12, 2019