richard ashcroft

English singer most famous for his work with The Verve. After the breakup of The Verve he went on to have a successful solo career.

Richard Ashcroft has an awesome voice.

by Don Johnson's Johnson March 25, 2008

Matty Ashcroft

Matty Ashcroft is a absolute weirdo who nobody really likes and often is associated with pedophiles. One of his main tricks is to take pictures of girls houses and call them gorgeous

Matty Ashcroft is a pedophile

by joel morrison June 26, 2019

oliver ashcroft

Oliver Ashcroft is a dickhead who stays inside all day and plays Fortnite. He shags cats

Oliver Ashcroft is a cunt.

by CreamyCrumble April 29, 2020

Ciara Ashcroft

person with the fattest ass you will ever see but best of all, her personality is like no one else's.

Person 1: Have you heard of that Ciara Ashcroft?
Person 2: Yeah its that fit one
Person 1: No, its the one with the most amazing personality to ever exist.
Person 2: *nods head in agreement*

by sxm lel October 29, 2020

ashcroftian

of or relating to ridiculous policies enacted by us attorney general John Ashcroft.

Dude, asking the library for my records is so ashcroftian.

by Mary Burford February 22, 2004

Ashcraft

A large, always hungry creature, who prays upon the souls of young, innocent, high school students. The ashcraft is often seen lurking about school campuses, thriving off of its occupants by destroying all hope and joy. The ashcraft is a solitary creature who enjoys taco bell, kfc, and taking long strolls along the beach.

1. dear lord save with your baby jesus powers from the horrid ashcraft!

2. mom theres an ashcraft in my closet!

by i wanna do your mom February 28, 2009

asscroft

From John Ashcroft, ex attorney-general of the US and enforcer of laws that nobody wants.
Verb: to be thrown into prison forever for something relatively minor.
Noun: reason for prison overcrowding

They caught him smoking weed and asscrofted him into the joint for 20 years.

by Edith Rudy November 17, 2006