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Describable none other than a very thing and wirey man, probably the spawn of J. Edgar Hoover with Cromwellian tendencies of stamping out opposing views on mock exams, his handling of the staff and ultimately his ability to effectively control the pandemic. He's long given up the stakeout, the binoculars and the wire taps in favour of installing more cameras right outside the s-block to prevent misdemeanors from the students and the subsequent microphones in the cameras to prevent criticism of him. Some never return. The more criticizing of him the discussion topic is, the crueler his Xi Jinping-like tactics and his iron fist becomes. His past is riddled with rejection, depression, lack of a 20 grand kitchen (with an island in the middle), lack of a 17 grand silver ford fiesta, inability to properly cover up his oppressive tactics or maintain friendships. This arena or "school" is precisely the drug he need to fulfill his illusions of grandeur and the taste of power over others. Oppose him and his secret police consisting of Swaffer, Mulligan and Brooker will silence you quickly and effectively. Avoid him at all costs and find real humans to talk to.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Ashley Tomlin?"
Person 2: "No?"
Person 1 *Gets assassinated by Swaffer*
Person 2: "No?"
Person 1 *Gets assassinated by Swaffer*
by awootism1212121 November 13, 2020
Get the Ashley Tomlin mug.This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Eastbound and Down.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 23, 2009
Get the ashley schaeffer mug.The name of the girl that WILL forever change your life. Ashley is the most beautiful, adorable, pretty woman in this world, She is smart, funny, silly and a bit of a clutz. Once you meet an Ashley you won't be able to take the name out of your head, everything will be ASHLEY. An Ashley will always be by your side, shes caring, loving and kind.. and can also be stubborn for good reasons. Ashley is an amazing girlfriend and she'll never let you down, she'll give you every reason to fight for everything you believe in. If you ever happend to be with an Ashley... DON'T EVER LET GO!! She'll be the main core of your life... FOREVER.
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by Cloudorkable April 9, 2015
Get the Ashley mug.Ashley, also known as Ash, is the kindest girl to ever grace the world with her presence. She lights up every room she walks into, instantly brightening the moods of others with her infectious smile and bubbly sociable personality. She can be classy, she can put the ‘sex’ in sexy, and she can be adorable all at the same time. Ashley cares about everybody and will put her friends or even strangers needs before her own, often inspiring the best in others, leading them to passing on the kindness throughout their daily lives.
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If you’re lucky enough to get an Ashley in your life, treat her like the treasure she is, always. You’ll get back what you put into her and more, she will always exceed your expectations and be there for you when you need her the most.
I love you, Ash.
Although sometimes lacking confidence, she knows how to take charge of a situation and lead others towards one objective.
Ashley is the most beautiful girl in the world, but to call that her greatest strength would be to diminish all the other amazing traits she has.
Ashley is the definition of love, a magical seemingly unreal feeling of warmth that makes you want to grab onto her and hold on tightly.
She knows how to buckle down and be productive, she knows how to be the life of the party, and she knows how to bring out the best in others.
Meeting Ashley is like winning the lottery, because out of the 7 billion people on the earth, nobody is worth knowing more than her.
If you’re lucky enough to get an Ashley in your life, treat her like the treasure she is, always. You’ll get back what you put into her and more, she will always exceed your expectations and be there for you when you need her the most.
I love you, Ash.
by therealtreysongz July 23, 2018
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