ascension headache

the headache one experiences in specific relation to becoming an ascended being or awakened soul- perhaps not unlike those in stargate

"i'm feeling another ascension headache coming on... EXCELLENT! i'll be doing fly-overs in no time!!"

"i wonder how many ascension headaches baby jebus had before he could fly?!"

by mandalyn von seldeneck March 8, 2012

Unification Organisation for Collective Ascension

A new cult which is hoping to cultivate its beginnings in Australia. Follows a communist approach and is trying to disguise itself as an ashram.

The Unification Organisation for Collective Ascension made me pay my wages into their treasurer and I feel like I can't escape.

by AshPash12345678 December 6, 2010

Ascension

(verb) The act of laying on concrete and getting a massive boner, Then proceeding to chase people spinning like a beyblade.

Last night I had an ascension, but got kicked out of the elementary school soon after I started.

by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020

ascension

An erection that is holy.

When a priest/rabbi/other religious figure has an erection, they have an ascension.

"Ha ha, he got an ascension on the altar."

by Shmonor May 21, 2008

Ascension Quality

Very Shitty quality

That noname brand is Ascension Quality

by A Q man May 17, 2011

Ascension

Used to describe one of the greatest Power metal bands in the UK, also of the same name Ascension

" Hey, are you going to the Ascension gig tonight? "
" YES! who isnt? "

by power_metal October 29, 2008

Assenius

Someone who is an asshole and a genius at the same time.

Chelsea is such an assenius. She changed people's MySpace friend positions just to get their attention.

by Jaydawn May 31, 2014