ASALA

Armenian Secret Army for the Liberation of Armenia, group of roughly three Armenians in Lebanon (Monte, Hagop, and Alec) who wreaked havoc on Turkish diplomatic installations in Western and Southern Europe during the early 1970s despite having a roughly $800 budget and operating out of a seventh floor "clubhouse" in Bourj Hamoud whose bathroom only got cleaned once when Monte's mom visited. Considered legends by some.

Hagop Hagopian: Well axper, it seems as though your qualifications are in order. Welcome to ASALA
Multilingual Monte Melkonian: Wunderbar! When do I get to meet the mysterious Hagop Hagopian and the other higher-ups?
Hagop Hagopian: That's me. We have this one other guy, but he hasn't been around in a while. Also I have autism.

Monte Melkonian: Aw shucks, I gave up my archeology program for this??

by Pernicious Lim December 17, 2018

Asalaamu Aleikum

Arabic for "Peace be upon you"

So I hear you are leaving for a long journey...Asalaamu Aleikum

by Dylan January 7, 2005

Asal

Asal means the sharp edge of an arrow in Sanskrit. It also means "honey" in Persian.

Asal is a super sweet and smart girl. She is as close to perfect as any woman can get. She is also a very good cook.

I'm so hungry, I wish Asal was making dinner tonight

by Gaimer April 17, 2011

Asalya

Asalya is a strong unique girl who doesn’t care about anyone she does it her way she can be selfish if she doesn’t like you, she is known by a lot of people and has a lot of friends if you are her enemy you better not through dirties at her or she will bash you, people get jealous of her sometimes for having and doing something they can’t/don’t if your on her good side and her friend don’t lose her. She is a really protective friend as well

Hey have you seen Asalya

“Yh she’s so hot”

by Aliayh June 16, 2019

assalanche

First defined in NASIOC's Off Topic forum by Kaiser as the slow, crampy, painful, and excruciatingly long build-up of poo in one's bowels, which finally reaches a breaking point and results in a massive avalanche of crap being explosively expelled from one's ass. Hence, assalanche.

Zeke sat miserably on the toilet for 30 mins with bad stomach cramps -- a half hour cycle of cramping and loosening and cramping and loosening tearing at his abdomen. But, frustratingly, no poo was shat. He suffered wave after wave of pain...until, finally, that last little snowflake fluttered down on 500 billion tons of brown snow. The assalanche came without warning, and it was fierce. Many people in Toiletville were caught unaware and perished in a 100mph rush of furious poo.

by Zeke Brown June 10, 2007

asialogical

An Asian way of doing things, that doesn't make sense in the Western tradition.

The Chinese decided to build a building before drawing the plans, which which of course was totally asialogical.

by tdotcom January 4, 2010

Ashala

Ashala is a girl who is amazing and a great friend she is nice and funny bad ass at some times and always full of love no matter what the situation is she will love you until she dies and see's the good in everyone and thing if you find this girl keep her you will love her if not you are crazy asf she has a heart of gold but cross her and she will cut you off she might forgive you but she will never forget. Ashala's trust is easy to break but she is a very dependable person to have around she will support you no matter what your choice is if Ashala believes you will never betray her so find Ashala and keep her around.

Damn thats Ashala she fine asf.
Oop She's so friendly,Ohh thats Ashala

by Aceeyyy April 14, 2019