Asacoco

Noun

1. Shorthand for Asacoco News Live, Kiryu Coco's morning "news" program.

2. The refined, substantiated form of aforementioned program. Asacoco comes in various forms - notably the plug-type Asacoco, which delivers a stream of the substance via the rear end. The first revealed form of Asacoco was Drink-Type Asacoco and Injection-Type Asacoco, leading to other types, including the aforementioned Plug-Type and a Gas-Type. After the announcement of her graduation, the formula for Asacoco has been passed down from creator Kiryu Coco to fellow Hololive Idol Amelia Watson on another program ran by the dragon-themed Vtuber - Reddit Shitpost Review.

"Did you catch Asacoco last night? Luna swore cutely again."

"Nah dude. I'm asleep during those hours. I prefer to use drink-type Asacoco to get all the crappy jokes Coco tells."

by t3hyoshi June 28, 2021

Asacoco

A type of tail connected to the wearer via Butt Plug-in

Originates from Kiryu Coco Hololive

Dude 1 - "You think Gura wears an Asacoco type tail?"
Dude 2 - "Wait, wha-? Oh, fuck..."

by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020

pedo asado

A roasted or grilled fart.

Commonly used in the plural form, pedos asados, to describe a foul odor. Translated from the Spanish.

Damn, it smells like pedos asados in here!

Beware the pedo asado, it's extra stinky.

by the definition circuit August 17, 2011

ASANow

As soon as now, the real meaning of ASAP.

Designer to Printer: When is the posters going to be printed?
Printer to Designer: Dude man, you will have then when they are done!
Designer: Damn it I need them ASANOW.

by kiwiupover April 24, 2015

Asado

(Adj) /Ah-sah-doh/
In Peruvian slang, a person that is pissed off with something or someone.

El está asado porque no le hicieron caso (He is pissed off because nobody paid attention to him)

by FireWings93 June 13, 2017

aavo

A common "fuckboy" from Estonia. Used to describe a person who has ray-bans and wears nothing but dicked shoes.

Man I'd hate to be that Aavo over there sucking on that niggas dick

by bangbangfuckboygang January 11, 2015

assvogel

Has pretty much the same meaning as ass. Used when you want to say ass without actually saying ass. Under normal circumstances, an utterance of ass will potentially attract a spanking from one's maternal figure. The usage of assvogel aims to avert this act of child abuse.

Billy: Oh man, you pwned me in nfs2 again!
Wolfgang: Pwn!? You ASS!
Momma Wolfgang: ROAR. *Spank*. ROAR.

--now with assvogel--

Billy: Oh man, you pwned me in nfs2 again!
Wolfgang: Pwn!? You assvogel!
Momma wolfgang: You're a good kid, Wolfy.

by Grant Hayes July 26, 2005