Armless Sasquatch

Euphemism for a bowel movement.

Chris: "Yo Andrew, give me five... I've got to release an armless sasquatch."

Andrew: "Yeah man, no worries. You should have seen the armless sasquatch I left in the toilet last night."

by Scottsdale182 July 19, 2010

Armless Legless Onesie

A one-pieced garment that is also known as a bodysuit or leotard; A term usually used for referring to an infant's bodysuit or leotard.

The baby wearing the grey armless legless onesie was crawling around in his playpen.

by Myka M. November 26, 2018

artessah

Artessah- a person with a wonderful, shy personality. They can be very outgoing when they want to be. And when they are with the right people. Having a friend named Artessah is a great thing to have. They also have a good sized booty

Artessah is a great person to be around

by Archie's father May 31, 2020

artles

Articles that just don’t do it for you

Don't bother wasting your time with those artles.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

The Armless Horseman

The act of vigorously fucking the empty sleeve of one's winter coat, often leather. In the act of Armless Horsemaning the person usually ejaculates into the sleeve of said winter coat.

My roommate just did The Armless Horseman into my new leather jacket!

by PerkinsHadSexWithFiala December 17, 2010

armless hug

when a naked lady, with tube sock titties, gets too close to you causing her titties wrap or droop around your body. It feels like a hug with no arms.

Last night, after mom took her ambien, she came in my room to kiss me good night. She was naked so I got an armless hug when she kissed my forehead.

by messy bun2 February 27, 2020

armless dutchman

The art of watching someone give or receive a dutch rudder, usually due to your lack of having arms; like Kareem Abdul Jabbar.

Man Chuck Norris ripped off my arms because I asked him for a Dutch Rudder now I have to enjoy armless dutchman.

by KennBo September 10, 2011