hartlepool united

beaten in the play offs 4 times in 5 seasons and also attained only theyre 3rd promotion ever. next to rochdale they are the leagues most success deprived team...

darlo got to wembley and hartlepuddle and its toxic wast and smackrat-peadophilic residents didnt...

WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU BOYS WERE CATCHIN UP FAST!

by southerner in the north July 29, 2004

hartlepool

A town where you complain the number 7 bus is always 10 minutes late.

how fucking hard is it for hartlepool to have buses that run on fucking time?

by europeanmale47 August 2, 2024

Hartlepool Handshake

North-east England equivalent of a 'Glasgow Kiss' - a headbutt.

"Well officer, the gentleman in question was proving to be most argumentitive, so I gave him a Hartlepool Handshake and went on my way"

by PoolieInNottingham October 17, 2025